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February 24 da ali g showAli G: There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11.
Ali G: Is Disneyland a part of the UN? [in an interview with astronaut Buzz Aldrin] Ali G: You better learn these things from my man Buzz Lightyear. Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good? Dr. C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect. Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number? Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well... Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it... Dr. C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid. Ali G: Well, that obviously ain't the real reason. Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth. [to a D.E.A. officer] Ali G: What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it? Ali G: There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11. Ali G: Is Disneyland a part of the UN? [in an interview with astronaut Buzz Aldrin] Ali G: You better learn these things from my man Buzz Lightyear. Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good? Dr. C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect. Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number? Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well... Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it... Dr. C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid. Ali G: Well, that obviously ain't the real reason. Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth. [to a D.E.A. officer] Ali G: What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it? Ali G: Booyakasha! Ali G: Big up yourself. Ali G: Respek. Ali G: Can we see the muff please? Borat: Is gooood yeaaah? Ali G: Is it 'cos I is black? Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'? Borat: Even though I am big like can of Pepsi? Bruno: What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like? Shaud Williams: Uh... I don't know, I've never been put in that situation before. Borat: If I work here, can I work in a room with a light? Employer: Yeah. Everyone gets to work in a room with a light. Borat: Great success! Ali G: One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets. Ali G: And what date does you hold the Fourth of July on? Ali G: What was it like being the head of the NYPD? Daryl Gates: Not NY, LAPD. Ali G: Well, you say tomato, I say potato. Ali G: I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. Ali G: Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.?
Boutros Boutros-Ghali: I am Boutros Boutros-Ghali / Put down your gun and listen to... Ali G: Bob Marley. Boutros Boutros-Ghali: ...Bob Marley! Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done? Media analyst: Oh... death! Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that. Ali G: So does Jesus really exist, or is he just your father dressed up?
Ali G: So what does ATF stand for? ATF trainer: Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and explosives. Ali G: And what else does you sell? Borat: America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party. [at baseball game] Borat: Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side win? Baseball fan: That is not done in baseball. Borat: But maybe fifty dollar... Baseball fan: No, no, no. Borat: You want I pay him fifty dollar...? Baseball fan: No, no, no, no, no. Borat: High five!
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